“JP!” called she,
I heard her plainly,
Calling, weeping, sighing vainly,
“Please don’t lead your friends astray
Warn them, warn them every day!
Stay away from pumpkinne eating
Or soon their hearts will stop a-beating!
Just ’cause you have an immunity
Doesn’t mean with importunity
You can lure all those who don’t!
Even if you think they won’t
Try it,
Or buy it.
And just for fun
You’ll have gone and killed everyone.
For shame!”
She gave no name.