DISCLAIMER: Do not eat a pumpkin in the manner described in this disturbing poem unless directed to by doctor. In fact, don’t eat a pumpkin whole at all. Stick to seeds & pie. They’re prob’ yummier and prob’ not as poison.
I eat a yummy pumpkin
My teeth sink in
To
The juicy yummy orange shell
Thats tasting like a rind-of-snail
And crunchy
Like an ant.
The juices they run down my chin,
And spill on my shirt
Like a cotton gin
Which is to say
I’d eat a pumpkin any day!
Hooray!
Ura!
Huzzah! Huzzah!
Eating pumpkins is lotsa fun and #youshouldtryitsomeday
Excellence in Bad 
Tried it. . .it was b-a-a-a-a-a-d! (And that’s good!)
Oh no! I told you not to!!!!! :0
This just in: Obituary- Well-known bad poet Paula Tohline Calhoun succumbed to poisoning by deadly pumpkinne eating. Her heartbroken spouse and friends were all heard to say, “We told her not to, but that #$&*@( JP Cabit insisted she not try it, so she just had to!” Arrangements pending.
Don’t DO that to me!!!!!!! 😡 lol 😀