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I bets she hearts apples t2ooo!!!!

Crunchy yummy

Mealy or not,

Apples are best

When picked right off the top

—Of the tree

—With you & Me

—Standing under the tree.

What is worse, can I ask,

What is worse, could you say,

Than finding a worm

In your apple someday?

I’ll tell you what,

And if I can explain…

Finding a quarter in your apple is pain!

(And I don’t mean a quarter

Of a worm, rather than a half,

I mean like the money…)

You’ll end up with teeth like Howard Taft!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

rofl

DISCLAIMER: Do not eat a pumpkin in the manner described in this disturbing poem unless directed to by doctor. In fact, don’t eat a pumpkin whole at all. Stick to seeds & pie. They’re prob’ yummier and prob’ not as poison.

I eat a yummy pumpkin

My teeth sink in

To

The juicy yummy orange shell

Thats tasting like a rind-of-snail

And crunchy

Like an ant.

The juices they run down my chin,

And spill on my shirt

Like a cotton gin

Which is to say

I’d eat a pumpkin any day!

Hooray!

Ura!

Huzzah! Huzzah!

Eating pumpkins is lotsa fun and #youshouldtryitsomeday